Jimmy's got a good job.
He buys himself a dumb broad.
Chained to his credit card.
But she makes his dick hard.
Jane is a lame brain.
Thought would drive her insane.
To bolster personality
she holsters his baloney.
Jimmy, Jimmy's our man
He'll follow each and every command
Jimmy's just one of the guys
With a dopey smile eatin' some fries.
You say that she's funny
But she's just a dummy
Now make up a story
Completely negatory
Lazy doesn't cut it
Hazy would ya shut it
Sleep most of the day
Get outta my way!
Jimmy, Jimmy's our man
He'll follow each and every command
Jimmy's just one of the guys
With a dopey smile eatin' some fries.
Good boys, please listen.
Bad boys don't get laid.
Don't you want our disease x2